OK,
So this is a sticker in the vestibule area of some of the older trains I work on. I DO know what it actually means, but perhaps some of you could suggest some alternatives?
I’ve suggested:
“Please do not bring headless children on board this train”
My other favourites have been:
“Don’t pet the stylised goose”
“No naked raving in the guards compartment” (I think that’s a reference to the recent events on the London Underground!)
Anyone else have any suggestions?
– Dominic
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June 18th, 2008 - 9:17 pm
re: “No naked raving in the guards compartment”
C’mon Dom, surely you recognise that reference as the often-modified CityRail sign “At night, travel near the guard’s compartment, marked with a blue light” (modified to “At night, rave near the guard’s compartment, naked with a blue light”).
June 18th, 2008 - 11:52 pm
actually, in hindsight let me add the following possibility:
“there are no glory holes on this train”
June 21st, 2008 - 1:27 am
Do not touch flaccid penises
June 22nd, 2008 - 9:24 pm
No Decapitating Dwarfs
June 30th, 2008 - 5:07 pm
Giant origami strictly forbidden.
July 3rd, 2008 - 9:05 pm
“No head”
July 6th, 2008 - 8:29 pm
My first thought was “Don’t feed the origami swan”, cos, you know, that would be silly…
July 7th, 2008 - 3:17 am
“Please Do Not Dispose Of Dismembered Corpes Here”