Bears In The City

We were discussing this on podcast #36, and we wondered, if there was a “Bears in the City” movie, who would be playing each of us?  We came up with:

Clinton: Nathan Lane
John: Antonio Banderas (or Jason Alexander!)
Craige: Jack Black
Dominic: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Seumas: Seth Rogan

But who do YOU think should be playing each of us?  This your chance to be humorous, nasty, complimentary or serious - whatever you like!

Go to it, guys!

12 Responses to “So, who do YOU think would play us in the Bears in the City movie?”

  1. cubonthecoast

    well…
    john would have to be played by a bearded bindi erwin…

  2. Clinton

    I still think I should be Ryan Reynolds
    hehehe
    with the look he had in Blade 3

  3. Randy S

    CLINTON: Johnny Knoxville (A Dirty Shame, Jackass)
    JOHN: Jose Luis Garcia Perez (Cachorro (Bearcub))
    CRAIGE: Wes Johnson (A Dirty Shame)
    DOMINIC: Richard Hatch (Survivor I, Another Gay Movie)
    SEUMUS: Russell Crowe (Gladiator, etc.)
    NEW KID IN THE BEAR COMMUNITY (A new character…thought I’d share…it’s somewhere in the plot): Charles Baird (2:37)

  4. Dominic

    Hey!

    I think Randy has it nailed! Well, maybe it’s because I actually think Richard Hatch is kinda cute… Wait, does that mean I think I’M cute? Mmmmm…. now I sound narcissistic! LOL

  5. brad

    Seumas would be played by Jake Gyllenhaal
    http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/6567/ActorJake_Steve_14954541_400.jpg

  6. Drew

    SETH GREEN…..Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    John John Goodman
    Dominic Kevin Smith (DOGMA)
    Craig Philip Seymour Hoffman (i like this idea)
    Seamus Pierce Brosnan (with a beard)

    and this new guy, (CLINTON?) who we dont have a photo
    of yet…
    so i dont know how to compare him.

    drew

  7. KyleOKC

    I know most of mine are going to be so random. Most are celebrity type men here in the US that I think are hot just like you guys! : )

    Clinton: Kevin Smith from Jay & Silent Bob
    John: Matt Rogers-he was a top 10 finalist on Season 3 of American Idol (http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/really-big-things/bio/bio.html)
    Craige: Tom Cholicchio from Bravo TV’s Top Chef
    Dominic: Mark McGwire-retired St. Louis Cardinal Major League Baseball player
    Seumus: Josh Lucas-he played in Sweet Home Alabama starring Reese Witherspoon (http://www.joshlucasu.com)

  8. Paul

    I think the Hollywood types would never do the characters justice..You’d all have to take a break from your “normal” lives and show those “actors” what real Bear life is like. Otherwise they’ll never understand :-) Unlike big brother,survivor,hells Kitchen etc Sometimes Reality is better than fiction when you are trying to show the world a part of life they know nothing about… But that’s just my 2 cents :-)

  9. ozbu32

    Seumus - Sam Neil

    Dominic - Rod Quantock

    John - Ben Moody

    Craige - Matt Lucas

    Clinton - Dr Woof - see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxi4PFxhqhU What acting ability!!!??

    Just found that clip tonight actually :-)

  10. MichaelK

    OK going out on a limb if I was to choose based on personality I would say:

    Seumas: Joyce Jacobs (Esme from A Country Practice)
    Craige: Kath Day-Knight
    JoJo: Anthony Callea
    Dom: Judy from “Renters”
    Clinton: Patsy Stone

    And based on appearance:

    Seumas: Simon Pegg
    Craige: Kath Day-Knight (with a beard!!!)
    JoJo: Simon Townsend (of Wonder World fame, for those playing at home!)
    Dom: Himself (since he’d be organising the BitC movie facebook fan group too!)
    Clinton: Rivers Cuomo from Weezer (google him LOL!)

  11. David - Melbourne

    Well I’ll have to give some serious thought about the rest of you fellas later but as for John and Dom thats easy,

    John Dom DeLuise or the guy from of the Colour Bond Commercial in his undies
    Dominic Richard Masur - Check him out with a beard - Woof

    Huggerz to all :)

  12. hazyinseptember

    we could just get Eddy Murphy to play all of you.. problem is it just wouldn’t be funny..

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