Bears In The City

The Bears in the City are John, Dominic, Craige, Seumas and Clinton.

John

John

Bears in the City’s aerosexual bear. John has travelled near and far, and his claim to fame is surviving a Contiki Tour of Europe, but only through selling pictures of his willy taken with other people’s cameras. His Wii addiction is known far and wide, and rivalled only by Clinton.

Born: Bankstown, Sydney
Age: 40
Works: Sydney Airport
Loves: Airplanes, Foxtel, and food…
Fave TV: Star Trek, Farscape, Sci Fi in general
Fave Movies: Connie & Carla, Another Gay Movie, Hedwig & the Angry Inch
Status: Married to Clarkie
Music: Just about anything!
Goals: To obtain a full scholarship to The Klingon University. Q’plah! A past goal was to become a member of ABBA.

Find John at:
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Livejournal

Dominic

Dominic

Dominic, like many New Zealanders, waved goodbye to the New Zealand Government 19 years ago and came to the sunny shores of Australia. Also known as “CubOz”, he spends hours in front of his PC, aimlessly downloading…

Born: Paraparaumu, New Zealand
Age: 39
Works: Train Driver (his dream job!)
Loves: Music – mainly dance music… hence being a DJ….!
Fave TV: Heroes, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons
Fave Movies: Edward Scissorhands, Tron, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Sunshine
Status: Partnered to the lovely Roy!
Music: Dance, Club, Pop – Royksopp, Air, etc…
Goals: To become Wii Fit!

LiveJournal
Or find him on Facebook!

Craige

Craige

Our resident “sash bear”, Craige won the 2005 “Mr. Australasia Bear” at Southern HiBearnation in Melbourne, something which made him cry. With the sash now retired and proudly displayed in a glass case at home, Craige has ditched the world of retail to tell everyone that they need to stand behind the yellow line, have the correct change, and terrorise pedestrians around Sydney!

Find Craige on a beach in summer – he’ll be the one who is having photos of his willy photographed ready to email around to his friends…

Born: Newcastle, Australia
Age: 46
Works: Sydney Buses – driving!
Loves: Cats, Dogs, Wine, Chocolate
Fave TV: Judge Judy, Hell’s Kitchen, Australia’s Next Top Model, So You Think You Can Dance, Family Guy
Fave Movies: Anything from www.bearfilms.com
Status: Partnered to Big Bear, but still deciding which of his current 72 beau’s he’s gonna marry
Music: 70’s and 80’s
Goals: To get through bus driving probation without killing anyone

Bear411
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Seumas

Seumas

Seumas was adopted and brought out at an early age by a pack of Sydney Lesbians who named him their “Little Bear”. He wasn’t so little for a while, but has returned back to the “Otter” look now. You’ll find Seumas at a Fitness First near you in the Group Fitness Room terrorising the women in there. Despite this, Seumas is the king of laziness at home. The reason Seumas is a bear is because he can’t be bothered shaving every morning. He’s studying yet again, this time to put people to sleep!

Born: Gladstone, Queensland
Age: 33
Works: Anaesthetics, Pain Medicine and Medical Retrieval
Loves: Breakfast Cereal, Dairy Products, Japanese Food, Photography, Coffee shops and Chatting
Fave TV: Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show, The Office, Heroes, CNNNN/The Chaser’s War on Everything, American Dad, The Sarah Silverman Program, Thank God You’re Here, The IT Crowd
Fave Movies: The Breakfast Club, Bend It Like Beckham, Babel, Kenny
Status: Partnered
Music: Pop, Electronica, Trance, Australian Rock
Goals: To find more than 24 hours in the day to get everything done

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Clinton

Julian

Clinton is the latest addition to the Bears in the City lineup, but definitely not the least. Hailing from Tasmania (just ask about the scar!), he’s lived in Sydney for over 10 years. He travels the world on cheap tickets (the benefits of being a travel agent!) and loves to jump on a plane and head off overseas. Yes, he’s joined the Mile High Club. He’s a huge theatre buff, but don’t ask him about Andrew Lloyd-Webber. A few of his other addictions are trashy TV, especially reality, movies and board games. He wants you to know that he’s NOT EVEN REMOTELY COMPETITIVE, before anyone tells you otherwise. Not much else to say except he’s a big flirt and happy to kiss a sexy bear.
Born: Devonport, Australia
Age: 34
Works: Travel Agent
Loves: Travel, Theatre, Movies and Gossip
Fave TV: Survivor, Top Model, Project Runway etc, Family Guy, Buffy, Dexter and soooo many more
Fave Movies: Singing In The Rain, Cruel Intentions, Clueless, Jeffrey, plus anything musical…
Status: VERY happily partnered to Warren.
Music: Trashy Pop and Musicals (except Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Gilbert & Sullivan)
Goals: To finish my screenplay. To restart my acting career. oh and to keep traveling the world and snogging sexy strangers.

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Produced by the Bears in the City, 2007. Website and Digital Audio Workstation courtesy of Seumas and Editing by Dominic. Artwork by A. B. Werx. For more information on our setup, check out our information page (coming soon).
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