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	<itunes:summary>Five Australian Bears and a Microphone!</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Bears in the City</itunes:author>
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		<title>Molson &#8220;I am Canadian&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.bearsinthecity.com.au/2009/04/05/molson-i-am-canadian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the Molson ad referenced during #52: And here&#8217;s the rip-off that Southcorp (owns Fosters) did a few years later:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the Molson ad referenced during #52:</p>
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<p>And here&#8217;s the rip-off that Southcorp (owns Fosters) did a few years later:</p>
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		<title>Bears in the City Elfed!</title>
		<link>http://www.bearsinthecity.com.au/2008/12/14/bears-in-the-city-elfed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 12:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Send your own ElfYourself eCards]]></description>
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		<title>Bears in the City &#8211; The Movie!</title>
		<link>http://www.bearsinthecity.com.au/2008/07/20/bears-in-the-city-the-movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whilst recording one of our last episodes of our Bears in the City Podcast, we decided to muck around, and do a video &#8216;introduction&#8217; of each of us&#8230; And this is how it turned out!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whilst recording one of our last episodes of our Bears in the City Podcast, we decided to muck around, and do a video &#8216;introduction&#8217; of each of us&#8230; And this is how it turned out!</p>
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		<title>So, who do YOU think would play us in the Bears in the City movie?</title>
		<link>http://www.bearsinthecity.com.au/2008/07/06/so-who-do-you-think-would-play-us-in-the-bears-in-the-city-movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were discussing this on podcast #36, and we wondered, if there was a &#8220;Bears in the City&#8221; movie, who would be playing each of us?  We came up with: Clinton: Nathan Lane John: Antonio Banderas (or Jason Alexander!) Craige: Jack Black Dominic: Philip Seymour Hoffman Seumas: Seth Rogan But who do YOU think should [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were discussing this on podcast #36, and we wondered, if there was a &#8220;Bears in the City&#8221; movie, who would be playing each of us?  We came up with:</p>
<p><strong>Clinton:</strong> Nathan Lane<br />
<strong>John:</strong> Antonio Banderas (or Jason Alexander!)<br />
<strong>Craige:</strong> Jack Black<br />
<strong>Dominic:</strong> Philip Seymour Hoffman<br />
<strong>Seumas:</strong> Seth Rogan</p>
<p>But who do YOU think should be playing each of us?  This your chance to be humorous, nasty, complimentary or serious &#8211; whatever you like!</p>
<p>Go to it, guys!</p>
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		<title>The things you see&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.bearsinthecity.com.au/2008/06/18/the-things-you-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dominic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, So this is a sticker in the vestibule area of some of the older trains I work on.  I DO know what it actually means, but perhaps some of you could suggest some alternatives?   I&#8217;ve suggested: &#8220;Please do not bring headless children on board this train&#8221; My other favourites have been: &#8220;Don&#8217;t pet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK,</p>
<p>So this is a sticker in the vestibule area of some of the older trains I work on.  I DO know what it actually means, but perhaps some of you could suggest some alternatives?</p>
<p> <a href='http://www.bearsinthecity.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/trainsign.jpg'><img src="http://www.bearsinthecity.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/trainsign.jpg" alt="The Train sign - what does it mean?" title="Train Sign" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-52" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve suggested:</p>
<p>&#8220;Please do not bring headless children on board this train&#8221;</p>
<p>My other favourites have been:</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t pet the stylised goose&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No naked raving in the guards compartment&#8221; (I think that&#8217;s a reference to the recent events on the London Underground!)</p>
<p>Anyone else have any suggestions?</p>
<p>&#8211; Dominic</p>
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